Our next production is our annual hotpot of sketches, songs and satire.


Comrades! Riddle me this!

Where would you find…

– An infestation of tree rats
– A potential horde of baby-eating Mexicans
– A gardening ‘paramedic’
– The most bizarre interpretation of ‘the birds and bees’ you’ve ever heard
– Class war in a fancy restaurant
– A right royal deportation
– Putin getting pissy with the locals
– Paralympics for jobseekers
– The horrors of relocating to Stretford

…and much much more bizarre but hilarious comedy?!

Where else but in the Chorlton Players satirical sketch show of course! Come along between 15th and 17th June at St Werburgh’s Hall, for the chortles, the titters, the giggles and the sniggers.

How else are you going to cope with the post-election blues?

15th – 17th June 2017
at 7.30pm


(Min age 16)


St Werburghs Church Hall
The Chorlton Players are a non-profit-making theatre group established in 1963, so we’ve been going for over fifty years now. Our group has about forty members, and we put on five productions per season at the Parish Hall on St Werburgh’s Road, Chorlton.

We meet every Monday and Wednesday evening for rehearsals and are always keen to see new members. Even if you don’t fancy acting, we are always in need of all the other talents it takes to put productions on: backstage, costumes, front of house, set-building, audio-visuals, make-up, advertising etc. So if you are interested in taking any part in our shows, please get in touch.

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